[takes the sharpie and the dashboard]
HARRY STYLES IS IN LOS ANGELES
1. LOUIS LEFT TODAY WITH LIAM even if everyone saw him at LAX but nobody saw him in Heathrow nor London, AND HARRY HAS TO STAY ONE DAY LONGER BEFORE COMING BACK SO PEOPLE DON’T THINK THEY FLIED TOGETHER
2. LOUIS DIDN’T LEAVE, HE MET FANS AT THE AIRPORT AND PEOPLE SUPPOSED HE WAS LEAVING but then we have a girl saying that Louis suddenly disappeared while Liam stayed with fans before taking the flight (and, again, nobody saw him at Heathrow). So either he took another flight to go somewhere else, or he didn’t take any flight at all.
[closes the sharpie, leaves the room]
Unseen pictures from the Take me home photoshoot
'cause you wear them thongs and stuff. that weird thong you had on once.